Vintage Music

CONTEST

This first edition of the Vintage Chronical is oriented towards irony and humor.  Can you find the many examples of inverted logic, confused history, and off the wall portrayals of vintage instruments?  The person
who writes in and correctly identifies the most mistakes (the editor is the final arbitrator in cases of dispute) will win a fee subscription of the Vintage Chronical for a fixed period of time.  Good luck! (You'll need it.)